Kylie. Or Ky. Ohio. Tattoos and puppies are what keep me going.

  • therothwoman:

    gunpowderandspark:

    According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

    One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

    So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

    And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

    this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

    (via morgarglebargle)

  • taylorswiftnoticed:

    hasnochill:

    Ed Sheeran: *writes song about Ellie Gouldings sexual acts*
    Y’all: OOH SHADE!!!!
    Taylor Swift: *writes a song remeniscing on a short relationship with a boy, talking about cute lil things they did like dancing*
    Y’all: i can’t believe she’s invading his privacy like this! she’s so obsessed with him

    Taylor Liked on 10/19/14

    (via fluent-in-lesbianism)

  • viva-la-prussia:

    how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

    • i say things that make zero sense
    • i say the random things that come to mind
    • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
    • i use dumb emoticons 

    (Source: aphprussia, via okheshivar)

  • "My pride is stronger than my feelings. Don’t try to play me. I could think of you 24/7 and you still wouldn’t hear from me."
  • retr0philia:

    she-loved-her-endlessly:

    *when you’re gay and surrounded by hot straight girls*

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    I laughed louder than I should have

    (via gaydreamingaboutyou)

  • cranquis:

    satans-fabulous-blog:

    gingerblivet:

    molecularlifesciences:

    angelicinnovator:

    Biologists are jerks.

    Our sense of humor is infectious. 

    This needs to go viral.

    The puns are pretty sick.

    Oooh, those puns make me gel-ous.

    (via blaggh)

    • Person: Why are you smiling at your phone? Omg are you texting YOUR BOYFRIEND??!
    • Me: *Laughs nervously* *keeps reading gay fanfic*
  • ectosleuth:

    phananigans:

    smitethepatriarchy:

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Someone find the gif of that judge going “ooohhhh”

    Got it!

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    (Source: odinsblog, via blaggh)

  • mr-mononucleosis:

    lunalovegouda:

    The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

    It goes from everything from 

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    and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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    And then one time when the show got canceled…

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    and then when it came back..

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    you’re missing my favorite one though

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    (via slightlyoddbutcharming)

  • sherbetballets:

    batsyandmrj:

    There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

    Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?

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    (via blaggh)

  • zooophagous:

    kranja:

    erisiana:

    lazlo15:

    10knotes:

    omfg that is just too adorable

    i can show you the world

    FEELS

    if i ever fail to reblog this, assume that i am dead

    i love you so, witch cat and brave kitten

    Its back

    (Source: 1los, via monochromeheartbeat)

  • since1969:

    alamogirl80:

    paralol:

    i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like 

    ‘i fucking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ 

    This is still Gimli imitating Legolas and no one can convince me otherwise…

    ^^^

    (Source: notgoodwolf, via blaggh)